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Matt Martin ‎1 “This is why I can’t have nice things.”

“Why, because you shoot them?”
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Matt Martin ‎"All i've had today is like 6 gummy bears and some scotch!"
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Matt Martin Wooden spoons are a huge emotional trigger.
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Matt Martin Wooden spoons are a huge emotional trigger.
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Matt Martin “An *erection*? The thought of me laying dead somewhere gives you *an erection*?”

“Just… half of one. The other half would be really… sad. Probably.”
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Matt Martin “WHY ARE YOU LETTING WOODHOUSE SIT AT THE TABLE? YOU’RE TREATING HIM LIKE A PERSON!!”
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Matt Martin “WHY ARE YOU LETTING WOODHOUSE SIT AT THE TABLE? YOU’RE TREATING HIM LIKE A PERSON!!”
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Matt Martin “There’s your guy… that guy. Beardsley McTurbanhead”
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